I’d like to start off by saying that I am currently listening to Jack Johnson. So if this post seems overly chill, I apologize, Mr. Johnson has that affect on me. Moving on. What a past two days! Since Wiff-Fest 2k10, so much has happened. The Lake Show are world champions yet again. It seems Jim Joyce has died and reincarnated as Koman Coulibaly, the referee from this morning’s USA v. Slovenia World Cup game. England tied to give the USA a chance to advance. And Tiger Woods’ “karma tour” continued today, as he shot 4 over par on day two of the U.S. Open. It seems that God has blessed me with plenty to write about today. Lets start with the NBA Finals.
I have received several questions regarding the NBA Finals. “Jordan, how did you know the Lakers would win game 7?” “How did you know that Ron Artest would take it to Paul Pierce late in the series?” And my favorite, “Jordan, why are you so good-looking?” I know the answer to two of these things. I knew the Lakers would win in 7 because I saw one thing. The Lakers and the Celtics are extremely well-matched, so I truly believed home-court would decide it. Both teams lost just one contest on their home courts respectively. But it came down to the Lakers having one more home game than the Celtics. As for Ron Artest, I knew the second I saw him taking it to the Melo man that he was a force. He proved to be no less than that against Boston. As for the third question- Thank you Mom and Dad :)
Let’s move on. The World Cup! USA! USA! USA! Comeback of the year? I believe so! Landon Donovan goes top shelf, Michael Bradley scores with nine minutes left in regulation, and we still end up tied with the smallest nation in the World Cup, Slovenia. How did this happen? Not only did the USA come out sluggish, but a referee named Koman Coulibaly seemed a little sluggish himself. In case you were hibernating at the time, or you were busy hating soccer, you missed a monumental missed call. In the 86th minute, American forward Maurice Adu kicked one into the back of the net, only to hear a whistle shortly after. “What?!” every American in sight hollered. The call was offsides. I don’t know if Coulibaly has a grudge against America or what, but there was no one even close to being offsides. As heart wrenching as it seems, the U.S. needs to get focused on winning their next match against Algeria. Because it’s win or go home from here on out, boys. Thankfully, England tied their match against Algeria to give the US a chance of advancing. It will all come down to the next match for the Americans.
Tiger Woods has been the subject of constant humiliation from myself and my friend JJ as of late. But as the Tiger jokes ease up, his swing is more tense than ever. Tiger shot 4 over par today after an even round yesterday. This puts the Tiger tied for 40th in the US Open. I miss the Tiger from the ’08 US Open. Battling though extreme knee pain to putt hiss way to the title. Where did that man go, Mr. Woods? Your fans want that fire back. I’m sure you do as well. Maybe take a little more time off. Heal up. Get your relationship with your family straight. Family comes first, Tiger, and yours needs you more than ever.
Ladies and Gents, get your Kleenex box out. I have some bad news. Well, bad news for you. I’m going to Hawaii in the morning! So for the next ten days, your sports opinions can no longer come from me. I may slip in a “Hello” to my followers at some point, but I can’t promise a sports piece. I’ll be at the beach :) See you all June 30th!
Friday, June 18, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Thank You, David N. Mullany
Looking at this title, you probably asked yourself, "Who is David Mullany?" And as of this morning, I had no idea myself. But after some extensive research (Wikipedia), I have made a discovery. Mullany is the inventor of Wiffle ball. So this is why I am thanking him. Today, some neighborhood friends and myself held the first of many Wiffle ball tournaments- entitled "Wiff-Fest."
The day began early. Myself and friends Mike and Luc woke up around 8:30 (it's early for a teenager) and mowed "Wiffway Park" to perfection. At 11 the festivities began. We grilled up some burgers, hauled out the Gatorade, and had a celebrity first pitch (our neighbor J.T.) Needless to say, we went all out. In fact, Sunday night we went to former Denver Bronco Tatum Bell's home, asking him to be our guest of honor. We didn't exactly fail either. Bell said he would be willing to come, but he wouldn't be home until 3 PM. Although it was disappointing, the idea that someone of his caliber would even be interested was motivating. Anyways, the first game began at about 11:30- following the National Anthem. The first matchup featured myself and my friend Nick Hehemann, the Stud Muffins, against Bryan Tanner and Nic DeHererra, the Law Tigers. They took an early lead, and won the first contest by a score of 5-2. The next matchup featured some more friends of mine- Mike Tanner and Luc DeHererra, known as "Team 2," against Steven and Jake Hays, Team Stake. This one was annihilation from the start, as Team 2 took the victory, 16-2.
Team Stake was forced into back to back contests, but this time they would put up more of a fight. Against my Stud Muffins, team Stake was in it the whole game, but fell 6-3. Three more games took place in the Round Robin part of the tourney. The Standings going into the playoffs were as follows:
1. Team 2
2. The Law Tigers
3. Stud Muffins
4. Team Stake
I don't care if it's Wiffle Ball or the World Series, playoffs are exciting. The 1-4 matchup was the first played, as Team Stake got out to a hot start, leading 6-0. But Team 2 would have none of that, locking down on both sides of the ball, winning 11-6. The next game would be arguably the closest of the tournament . My Stud Muffins would take on the Law Tigers, in an attempt for revenge. After 5 (of 6), the score was 4-3 in favor of the Tigers. After tying it in the top of the 6th, the Muffins were back in it. But a dinky ground ball to the pitcher would score Bryan Tanner, giving the Law Tigers a championship bid. The Championship game was rightfully the best game of the day. Team 2 vs The Law Tigers- Mike vs Bryan Tanner. Luc vs. Nic Dehererra. This was the matchup made in heaven. It didn't let down. After an offensive show, the Law Tigers took a one-run lead into the 6th. After a quick out (we only got 2 outs per half inning) , Mike Tanner got a double, giving Luc DeHerrera the chance to be a hero. He ripped on towards the pitcher, his brother, Nic. Nic made an incredible catch, winning the Wiff-Fest championship. They got to shake the champagne (Sparkling grape juice) and lift the trophy (a masterpiece made out of plastic bowls and aluminum foil.)
It may sound cheesy, but I can't think of anything better than a day of Wiff with your good friends. So thank you, Mr. Mullany, you were the reason today was a success.
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The day began early. Myself and friends Mike and Luc woke up around 8:30 (it's early for a teenager) and mowed "Wiffway Park" to perfection. At 11 the festivities began. We grilled up some burgers, hauled out the Gatorade, and had a celebrity first pitch (our neighbor J.T.) Needless to say, we went all out. In fact, Sunday night we went to former Denver Bronco Tatum Bell's home, asking him to be our guest of honor. We didn't exactly fail either. Bell said he would be willing to come, but he wouldn't be home until 3 PM. Although it was disappointing, the idea that someone of his caliber would even be interested was motivating. Anyways, the first game began at about 11:30- following the National Anthem. The first matchup featured myself and my friend Nick Hehemann, the Stud Muffins, against Bryan Tanner and Nic DeHererra, the Law Tigers. They took an early lead, and won the first contest by a score of 5-2. The next matchup featured some more friends of mine- Mike Tanner and Luc DeHererra, known as "Team 2," against Steven and Jake Hays, Team Stake. This one was annihilation from the start, as Team 2 took the victory, 16-2.
Team Stake was forced into back to back contests, but this time they would put up more of a fight. Against my Stud Muffins, team Stake was in it the whole game, but fell 6-3. Three more games took place in the Round Robin part of the tourney. The Standings going into the playoffs were as follows:
1. Team 2
2. The Law Tigers
3. Stud Muffins
4. Team Stake
I don't care if it's Wiffle Ball or the World Series, playoffs are exciting. The 1-4 matchup was the first played, as Team Stake got out to a hot start, leading 6-0. But Team 2 would have none of that, locking down on both sides of the ball, winning 11-6. The next game would be arguably the closest of the tournament . My Stud Muffins would take on the Law Tigers, in an attempt for revenge. After 5 (of 6), the score was 4-3 in favor of the Tigers. After tying it in the top of the 6th, the Muffins were back in it. But a dinky ground ball to the pitcher would score Bryan Tanner, giving the Law Tigers a championship bid. The Championship game was rightfully the best game of the day. Team 2 vs The Law Tigers- Mike vs Bryan Tanner. Luc vs. Nic Dehererra. This was the matchup made in heaven. It didn't let down. After an offensive show, the Law Tigers took a one-run lead into the 6th. After a quick out (we only got 2 outs per half inning) , Mike Tanner got a double, giving Luc DeHerrera the chance to be a hero. He ripped on towards the pitcher, his brother, Nic. Nic made an incredible catch, winning the Wiff-Fest championship. They got to shake the champagne (Sparkling grape juice) and lift the trophy (a masterpiece made out of plastic bowls and aluminum foil.)
It may sound cheesy, but I can't think of anything better than a day of Wiff with your good friends. So thank you, Mr. Mullany, you were the reason today was a success.
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Friday, June 11, 2010
My Love Affair- With the World Cup
Gentlemen, get your La-Z-Boy’s ready. These next few weeks are going to get crazy. The NBA Finals are in full swing, college and Major League baseball are heating up, and the event of the year has arrived. That’s right, the World Cup. South Africa hosts the tournament heard ‘round the world. The World Cup makes soccer-haters into soccer-lovers. It makes men and women who once had social lives glued to their televisions. But most of all, it makes the world come together. From Argentinians to Brazilians, the world is one- at least for the next month or so. So kick back, relax, and enjoy the world’s premier event. (Move over Winter Olympics)
I am admittedly one who enjoys soccer very little every 3 years and 11 months of my life. But this is the month where everyone loves the world’s sport. Yes, even me. But tomorrow when my home country takes on the English, I will be sporting the red, white and blue, and yelling like I’m at the match myself. But why is that? Why can’t we get enough of the sport when the cup comes around, but it is nothing more than another second-tier sport any other time? Maybe it’s that it’s summer, and we have nothing better to do (Hint, that’s not the answer). Maybe we want to feel higher than other nations. But I believe it is our internal love for the game. Around 4/5 of us grew up at the soccer field. We grew up dancing after a goal, sprinting up and down the field, and enjoying snacks after the game with your team. Like me, a lot of people didn’t stick with the sport. But everyone I have asked regrets it. One of my close friends David is always telling me how much he misses those Saturday mornings at the field. Soccer may not be the most exciting sport in the world, but these men work just as hard (maybe harder) than typical athletes, while earning half of the credit. So what do ya say fellas? I’m jumpin’ on the bandwagon, do you want to join?
Side note: I know this one is short, but my knowledge of the sport is yet to be expanded.
Side note II: This is my first blog post written from my brand spankin’ new MacBook :)
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I am admittedly one who enjoys soccer very little every 3 years and 11 months of my life. But this is the month where everyone loves the world’s sport. Yes, even me. But tomorrow when my home country takes on the English, I will be sporting the red, white and blue, and yelling like I’m at the match myself. But why is that? Why can’t we get enough of the sport when the cup comes around, but it is nothing more than another second-tier sport any other time? Maybe it’s that it’s summer, and we have nothing better to do (Hint, that’s not the answer). Maybe we want to feel higher than other nations. But I believe it is our internal love for the game. Around 4/5 of us grew up at the soccer field. We grew up dancing after a goal, sprinting up and down the field, and enjoying snacks after the game with your team. Like me, a lot of people didn’t stick with the sport. But everyone I have asked regrets it. One of my close friends David is always telling me how much he misses those Saturday mornings at the field. Soccer may not be the most exciting sport in the world, but these men work just as hard (maybe harder) than typical athletes, while earning half of the credit. So what do ya say fellas? I’m jumpin’ on the bandwagon, do you want to join?
Side note: I know this one is short, but my knowledge of the sport is yet to be expanded.
Side note II: This is my first blog post written from my brand spankin’ new MacBook :)
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Sunday, June 6, 2010
The 28-out Perfect Game
Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Quadruple J: Question of the Day. In the first summer installment of our hit series, JJ and Jordan debate...or possibly agree upon the call heard round the world. But first we’d like to dedicate this to a special someone who made this post possible. Jim Joyce, a.k.a. Mr. Mustache, this is for you.
JJ: I’m just gonna throw it out there Jordan, I honestly think that Jim Joyce made the right call.
Jordan: Yep, and Tiger Woods is faithful to his wife.
JJ: Yeah you’re right... But in all seriousness, that call was so bad Barack Obama AND Sarah Palin agreed on something. It was so bad that aliens (who were obviously big Tigers fans) came down to Earth to slap Jim Joyce’s mustache... But to be fair everyone wants to do that.
Jordan: I’m starting to think that the glorious ‘stache may have gotten in the way of his eyesight. But we can’t just sit here and agree about anything. It’s illegal. So, how do you think Bud Selig should have handled this? Given Galarraga the perfect game? Or done what he did, which was leave the pitcher with only his newly-acquired Lamborghini and 100k bonus?
JJ: Well, the commish should have taken this opportunity to honor a feat never accomplished before in the century long history of baseball. The 28-out perfect game. People are making too much of how Galarraga will never go down as having the 21st perfect game. He should have his own wing in Cooperstown for the 28 out perfect game, that is, it should be his own wing until Joyce’s mustache misses another call.
Jordan: Or a “Joyce Missed Calls” section. Because he would also be the only one in that section. Although he admittedly missed the biggest call of his career, Joyce is an elite umpire. I mean, listening to an interview with him on the radio made me cringe, he said, “I took a perfect game away from that kid.” I honestly felt bad, although he brought it upon himself. If a perfect game is on the line, and it is a questionable call, you give it to the pitcher.
JJ: I also gotta hand to Galarraga, not only did he act with grace and class but he brought attention to a pressing issue...the American public forgetting that Detroit is a city. I mean I can’t remember the last time I paid attention to Detroit.
Jordan: I actually pay a lot of attention to them. I mean, there’s the Lions, who are the joke of the NFL. But more on topic, Galaragga showed a less “Ozzie Guillen” and more “Barry Sanders” class. It is something the MLB should see as a positive. Now that it’s over, it’s over, the call won’t change. The MLB should be using this as a learning experience- not how to umpire, but how to act.
JJ: And instant replay challenges out/safe calls and whether a catch was made or not. Have it run like college football, where the booth can call in a replay and each manager has one challenge each. Baseball needs to get over its “tradition” of human officiating or watch baseball lose all credibility. If you really want to keep the dignity of baseball, tell Jim Joyce to shave his mustache.
Jordan: I will personally give Joyce a call, and shave it for him. Selig is an old school man, and old school men like things the way they have been. It’s time he sacrifices his own likings for the good of baseball.
As usual, Quad J got a little off topic. Nonetheless, we will continue our summer installments over hot sports topics. Make sure you tune in...and COMMENT! :)
JJ: I’m just gonna throw it out there Jordan, I honestly think that Jim Joyce made the right call.
Jordan: Yep, and Tiger Woods is faithful to his wife.
JJ: Yeah you’re right... But in all seriousness, that call was so bad Barack Obama AND Sarah Palin agreed on something. It was so bad that aliens (who were obviously big Tigers fans) came down to Earth to slap Jim Joyce’s mustache... But to be fair everyone wants to do that.
Jordan: I’m starting to think that the glorious ‘stache may have gotten in the way of his eyesight. But we can’t just sit here and agree about anything. It’s illegal. So, how do you think Bud Selig should have handled this? Given Galarraga the perfect game? Or done what he did, which was leave the pitcher with only his newly-acquired Lamborghini and 100k bonus?
JJ: Well, the commish should have taken this opportunity to honor a feat never accomplished before in the century long history of baseball. The 28-out perfect game. People are making too much of how Galarraga will never go down as having the 21st perfect game. He should have his own wing in Cooperstown for the 28 out perfect game, that is, it should be his own wing until Joyce’s mustache misses another call.
Jordan: Or a “Joyce Missed Calls” section. Because he would also be the only one in that section. Although he admittedly missed the biggest call of his career, Joyce is an elite umpire. I mean, listening to an interview with him on the radio made me cringe, he said, “I took a perfect game away from that kid.” I honestly felt bad, although he brought it upon himself. If a perfect game is on the line, and it is a questionable call, you give it to the pitcher.
JJ: I also gotta hand to Galarraga, not only did he act with grace and class but he brought attention to a pressing issue...the American public forgetting that Detroit is a city. I mean I can’t remember the last time I paid attention to Detroit.
Jordan: I actually pay a lot of attention to them. I mean, there’s the Lions, who are the joke of the NFL. But more on topic, Galaragga showed a less “Ozzie Guillen” and more “Barry Sanders” class. It is something the MLB should see as a positive. Now that it’s over, it’s over, the call won’t change. The MLB should be using this as a learning experience- not how to umpire, but how to act.
JJ: And instant replay challenges out/safe calls and whether a catch was made or not. Have it run like college football, where the booth can call in a replay and each manager has one challenge each. Baseball needs to get over its “tradition” of human officiating or watch baseball lose all credibility. If you really want to keep the dignity of baseball, tell Jim Joyce to shave his mustache.
Jordan: I will personally give Joyce a call, and shave it for him. Selig is an old school man, and old school men like things the way they have been. It’s time he sacrifices his own likings for the good of baseball.
As usual, Quad J got a little off topic. Nonetheless, we will continue our summer installments over hot sports topics. Make sure you tune in...and COMMENT! :)
Saturday, June 5, 2010
The First Weekly Mailbag!
It's finally here! After gathering a week of your questions, it is about time they be answered. Thank you for your questions! Enough chatter, let's get it started.
Since Josh McDaniels has arrived, the Broncos have been through some highs and some lows. How do you think the Denver Broncos will perform in the 2010 season? What do you think will be their strengths and weaknesses? If you could give Josh McDaniels some advice, what would it be? - Mike from Aurora, CO
You're right about the high's amd low's. I mean, Denver went from a 6-0 team to an 8-8 team. They dominated San Diego on the road, only to be defeated 32-3 at home later in the season. They lost to both the Raiders and the Cheifs in back-to-back weeks.. at home. As far as next season goes, it's really up in the air. We added a great rookie class, including Demaryius Thomas, Tim Tebow and Zane Beadles (awesome name). But it's all going to depend on two things, can Denver deal with the loss of Brandon Marshall? And can they play defense like they did in the first half of 2009, not the last half? I do think that Demaryius Thomas will help the offense, but Denver did not make enough offseason moves on the defensive side of the ball to make a positive influence. My prediction: another 8-8 season. Advice to McDaniels- I understand you want to create a team of character, but that doesn't mean anything if you don't have the talent necessary to win football games.
The Nuggets overall had a great year in my opinion but fizzled out when it mattered. With that said, do you think that the nuggets peaked these last two years? Do we get better from here or worse? -David from Aurora, CO
You're forgetting all that the Nuggies battled last season. Injuries across the board, struggles off the bench, and especially the cancer of Coach George Karl. They got off to an incredible start, in fact, they had the best 50 game start in team history. But the minute George left for cancer radiation was the minute the Nuggets season went downhill. George gives the Nuggets an unmatchable basketball IQ, as well as a voice on the bence. When Adrian Dantley took over, he gave the Nuggets one of those two. His basketball IQ is out the roof, but Dantley didn't give the Nuggs the voice of reasoning off the bench. Although there were issues with our coaching, the glaring weakness in Denver's scheme is a consistent big man. Nene' emerged as solid Center this year, and K-Mart had his moments, but I don't believe they are what the Nuggets need. In terms of peaking, I believe the Nuggets have the potential to be a top-5 NBA franchise, but it depends on a couple of things- can they pick up a big man? And can they get their coach healthy once again? If both of those can happen, the Nuggets are far from their peak, and will get much better from here.
With De La Rosa (of the red) coming off the DL, he will most likely be placed back into the rotation. With this assumption, who do you think should be taken out of the line up, and who do you think will be taken out? I would think that your main choices are Hammel, Chacin, and Cook (stretch but maybe). Patrick- Zion Street, CO
I told you the second I read this, it was going to be a tough one. Fortunately for me, De La Rosa announced yesterday he will be out "about another month." But for me, it's between Chacin and Hammel. Both of these men had solid outings this season. Chacin is 3-3 with a 3.62 ERA - not too shabby for the pitcher currently 5th in the rotation. Hammel is 2-3, but allowed just one ER in his last contest. This is a tough one, Hammel is a starter, while Chacin is normally a reliever. If you are going with pure stats, Jhoulys is your man, but if you go for experience, take Hammel. I'll go with who is playing the best right now, and that's Chacin. But that could easily change by De La Rosa's return in July. Either way, the Rox are gonna love when they get "of the red" back in the lineup, especially considering his 3-1 record so far this season.
What are your thoughts on the Griffey retirement?- Patrick
This just breaks my heart. I remember being about 8 or 9 with my throwback in the backyard, pretending to be Griffey. The man did have one heck of a career. Once called the "Michael Jordan of his sport," Ken Griffey Jr. batted .284 over his 22 year career, finishing with 630 home runs- 5th in MLB history. He is a hall of famer- first ballot no doubt.
I also recieved a question about the botched call that costed Armando Gallaraga a perfect game. Myself and fellow writer JJ Jenkins will debate this issue- check it out next week! Remember, you can email me your questions to avsrock009@yahoo.com.
Since Josh McDaniels has arrived, the Broncos have been through some highs and some lows. How do you think the Denver Broncos will perform in the 2010 season? What do you think will be their strengths and weaknesses? If you could give Josh McDaniels some advice, what would it be? - Mike from Aurora, CO
You're right about the high's amd low's. I mean, Denver went from a 6-0 team to an 8-8 team. They dominated San Diego on the road, only to be defeated 32-3 at home later in the season. They lost to both the Raiders and the Cheifs in back-to-back weeks.. at home. As far as next season goes, it's really up in the air. We added a great rookie class, including Demaryius Thomas, Tim Tebow and Zane Beadles (awesome name). But it's all going to depend on two things, can Denver deal with the loss of Brandon Marshall? And can they play defense like they did in the first half of 2009, not the last half? I do think that Demaryius Thomas will help the offense, but Denver did not make enough offseason moves on the defensive side of the ball to make a positive influence. My prediction: another 8-8 season. Advice to McDaniels- I understand you want to create a team of character, but that doesn't mean anything if you don't have the talent necessary to win football games.
The Nuggets overall had a great year in my opinion but fizzled out when it mattered. With that said, do you think that the nuggets peaked these last two years? Do we get better from here or worse? -David from Aurora, CO
You're forgetting all that the Nuggies battled last season. Injuries across the board, struggles off the bench, and especially the cancer of Coach George Karl. They got off to an incredible start, in fact, they had the best 50 game start in team history. But the minute George left for cancer radiation was the minute the Nuggets season went downhill. George gives the Nuggets an unmatchable basketball IQ, as well as a voice on the bence. When Adrian Dantley took over, he gave the Nuggets one of those two. His basketball IQ is out the roof, but Dantley didn't give the Nuggs the voice of reasoning off the bench. Although there were issues with our coaching, the glaring weakness in Denver's scheme is a consistent big man. Nene' emerged as solid Center this year, and K-Mart had his moments, but I don't believe they are what the Nuggets need. In terms of peaking, I believe the Nuggets have the potential to be a top-5 NBA franchise, but it depends on a couple of things- can they pick up a big man? And can they get their coach healthy once again? If both of those can happen, the Nuggets are far from their peak, and will get much better from here.
With De La Rosa (of the red) coming off the DL, he will most likely be placed back into the rotation. With this assumption, who do you think should be taken out of the line up, and who do you think will be taken out? I would think that your main choices are Hammel, Chacin, and Cook (stretch but maybe). Patrick- Zion Street, CO
I told you the second I read this, it was going to be a tough one. Fortunately for me, De La Rosa announced yesterday he will be out "about another month." But for me, it's between Chacin and Hammel. Both of these men had solid outings this season. Chacin is 3-3 with a 3.62 ERA - not too shabby for the pitcher currently 5th in the rotation. Hammel is 2-3, but allowed just one ER in his last contest. This is a tough one, Hammel is a starter, while Chacin is normally a reliever. If you are going with pure stats, Jhoulys is your man, but if you go for experience, take Hammel. I'll go with who is playing the best right now, and that's Chacin. But that could easily change by De La Rosa's return in July. Either way, the Rox are gonna love when they get "of the red" back in the lineup, especially considering his 3-1 record so far this season.
What are your thoughts on the Griffey retirement?- Patrick
This just breaks my heart. I remember being about 8 or 9 with my throwback in the backyard, pretending to be Griffey. The man did have one heck of a career. Once called the "Michael Jordan of his sport," Ken Griffey Jr. batted .284 over his 22 year career, finishing with 630 home runs- 5th in MLB history. He is a hall of famer- first ballot no doubt.
I also recieved a question about the botched call that costed Armando Gallaraga a perfect game. Myself and fellow writer JJ Jenkins will debate this issue- check it out next week! Remember, you can email me your questions to avsrock009@yahoo.com.
Friday, June 4, 2010
National Donut Day-An American Tradition
What comes to your mind when you hear the word "donut?" Do you cringe when you realize that this simple circle of goodness will soon lead to a size increase of your thighs? Do you chuckle at the thought of Homer Simpson scarfing down on boxes of donuts at a time? Or do you smile when you think of the delicious experience that your taste buds are about to encounter? It's unfortunate, but after 17 years of having my mind poisoned by the wide world of sports, all I can think of is a no-hitter, a shutout perforance by a defense or even a 0 passer rating (cough.. Eli Manning). Today, while on a date with my television, I stopped for a quick minute of NFL Live on ESPN. They were covering the best "donut" performances they had seen. They mentioned the Steelers defense allowing no points for three straight weeks, coworker Tim Hasselback's 0.0 quarterback rating, and even a 73-0 win in an NFL Championship Game. (Not a Super Bowl, this was way back in the day." This brilliant tribute to the tradition, which was founded in 1938 by the Salvation Army, got me thinking. 'What are the big "donuts" in all of the major sports this year?' Here is what I came up with.
What has zero (donut) chance of happening in the NFL this year?
Brett Favre will retire. This has absolutely 0 chance of happening. Let me tell you why. No hall-of-fame quarterback will ever be content with throwing an interception in their last pass attempt. I don't care if it is a pity matchup against the Lions, or- in Favre's case, the NFC championship. No quarterback will have offseason surgery just to be able to run around his 30 acre backyard more. Favre is making a comeback... (again)
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the NBA this year?
The Celtics winning the Finals. Sorry, KG, you're the man, but Phil Jackson's teams are 47-0 when they win game one. And the way the Bryant-Gasol tandem took over last nights contest, 47-1 doesn't look too promising.
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the MLB this year?
Ubaldo Jimenez will be snubbed of the NL Cy Young. He is too dominant, too consistent, and too hot to lose his edge on any other pitcher in sight. Yep, I said it. Ubaldo for NL Cy Young. I'm making posters.
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the NHL this year?
The league will make it's comeback. After the lockout, the NHL's ratings fell dramatically. Then came the 2010 olympics, and for about a month, the ratings spiked. Now, even in the finals, ratings are falling again. By the time next season rolls around, ratings will be back to "normal." And for the NHL, that's bad news.
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the PGA this year?
Tiger will continue his struggles. He is the best golfer ever have lived. He didn't play for almost 5 months. He is injured. Once Woods gets his personal life in tact, he will make his comeback.
Enjoy your National Donut Day!
Make sure to tune in tomorrow! It will be my first Mailbag segment. If you have anything you want me to answer, email me at avsrock009@yahoo.com
What has zero (donut) chance of happening in the NFL this year?
Brett Favre will retire. This has absolutely 0 chance of happening. Let me tell you why. No hall-of-fame quarterback will ever be content with throwing an interception in their last pass attempt. I don't care if it is a pity matchup against the Lions, or- in Favre's case, the NFC championship. No quarterback will have offseason surgery just to be able to run around his 30 acre backyard more. Favre is making a comeback... (again)
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the NBA this year?
The Celtics winning the Finals. Sorry, KG, you're the man, but Phil Jackson's teams are 47-0 when they win game one. And the way the Bryant-Gasol tandem took over last nights contest, 47-1 doesn't look too promising.
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the MLB this year?
Ubaldo Jimenez will be snubbed of the NL Cy Young. He is too dominant, too consistent, and too hot to lose his edge on any other pitcher in sight. Yep, I said it. Ubaldo for NL Cy Young. I'm making posters.
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the NHL this year?
The league will make it's comeback. After the lockout, the NHL's ratings fell dramatically. Then came the 2010 olympics, and for about a month, the ratings spiked. Now, even in the finals, ratings are falling again. By the time next season rolls around, ratings will be back to "normal." And for the NHL, that's bad news.
What has a zero (donut) chance of happening in the PGA this year?
Tiger will continue his struggles. He is the best golfer ever have lived. He didn't play for almost 5 months. He is injured. Once Woods gets his personal life in tact, he will make his comeback.
Enjoy your National Donut Day!
Make sure to tune in tomorrow! It will be my first Mailbag segment. If you have anything you want me to answer, email me at avsrock009@yahoo.com
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Breaking Down the NBA Finals
As a Nugget fan, this last month has been somewhat depressing when it comes to the NBA. However, this Finals matchup is one you wont want to miss. In the 2008 finals, the Boston Celtics faced their rivals, the Los Angeles Lakers and their glorified superstar- Kobe Bryant. Adding big names like Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen in the offseason, the Celts were poised to deny Kobe his fourth ring. After two at home, it would seem they would do just that. Through two games Paul Pierce had a combined 60 points, and Garnett had pulled down 27 rebounds, and the Celts had taken a 2-0 lead. Game 3 would be a different story, as Kobe and Sasha Vujacic had a combined 56 points, as the Lake Show made it a series. Game 4 would look to be just the same, that is, until the second half. The Lakers took an 18 point lead into the second half. It wouldn't last long. Boston outscored the weary Lakers by 26, taking a 3-1 series lead. What little heart the Lakers had left was shown in game 5, as they forced the series back to the Garden. Game 6 would seal the deal, as KG and Ray Allen lifted their first NBA finals trophies. The final 131-92, the biggest blowout in Lakers postseason history.
It's only fair that the Lakers get a second chance. But this year, everything is different. This year, it is all about revenge. The Lakers have added Ron Artest, who in my opinion, is the most intimidating defender the Western Conference has to offer. The Celtics have an emerging superstar in Rajon Rondo, whose hustle and passing have been a major part in the success of Boston this postseason. Rondo was the big question mark for the Celts in the '08 series, but has since proven himself a force to be reckoned with. Breaking down this sure to be fiery series is not an easy task, but hey, I'll give it a whirl.
Let's start with some position breakdowns:
Point Guard- Rajon Rondo (BOS) vs Derek Fisher (LAL)
This isn't a matchup to be overlooked. Fish is a sniper from deep, and his 13 years of experience will certainly bode well for the Lakers. But Rajon Rondo has just been to dominant. He is averaging almost 17 points, 10 assists and 2 steals a game. He has emeged as the leader of this Celtics squad, and he will certainly be a factor in the Celtics equation for success in this series.
Winner: Rajon Rondo
Shooting Guard- Ray Allen (BOS) vs Kobe Bryant (LAL)
This is the dream matchup. Two of the premier scorers of the last decade, head to head. Ray Allen has one of the most beautiful jump shots I have ever seen, shooting almost 44% from long distance. Ray is another one of those "lead by example" players. Kobe, on the other hand, is not. He is never afraid to speak his mind, and his teammates have a great deal of respect for him. Bryant makes the most difficult plays look routine, and his 29.4 points per game this postseason are not to be overlooked. The Lakers are a complete basketball team, and Kobe is the center of their dominating scheme. He is simply "Mr Clutch"
Winner: Kobe Bryant
Small Forward- Paul Pierce (BOS) vs Ron Artest (LAL)
Does defense really win championships? This matchup ought to tell us just that. This is the classic offense against defense matchup. Pierce is the offense. He is averaging 19 points per contest this post season, and had his most dominant series in the Conference finals against Orlando. Paul is the face of the Boston franchise, and he is one to make his prescence known on the court. But then there is Ron Artest. Mr. "Give me their best guy, I'll guard him." I remember when my Nuggs were facing the Lakers earlier this year, Artest forced Carmelo Anthony to commit a season high 8 turnovers, not to mention a 7-19 shooting performance. In simple terms, Artest is a force. He comes in every game with one simple goal- shut down his man at all cost. In most cases, he does just that. These two do have a history. While Artest was playing in Houston, he had the task of guarding Paul Pierce. After 3 quarters of shut-down defense, Artest fouled out. As he left the court, all Pierce could do was smile and give Ron a wave goodbye.
Winner- Errrrr... This is a tough one. But I like defense. Artest.
Power Forward- Kevin Garnett (BOS) vs Pau Gasol (LAL)
Gah! Why is every matchup in this series so close! KG is the most intense player in the NBA. From pounding his head on the padding beneath the hoop before games, to leading the Celts defensive style of play- Garnett does it all. His has an excellent mid-range shot, as well as giving Boston a force on the glass. Gasol is the quiet Spain gentleman with a fiery spirit and a passion for the game. Like Garnett, his mid-range game is superb. He isn't the intimidator like Garnett, but he makes defenders cringe with his footwork and smooth baby hook. This will surely be a matchup for the ages.
Winner- Another tough one. Garnett.
Center- Kendrick Perkins (BOS) vs Andrew Bynum (LAL)
This matchup could be renamed "fire vs ice." Kendrick Perkins, Mr. Techical foul and Andrew Bynum, the young gentle giant. Bynum is dealing with some knee issues, and had a "significant amount" of fluid from that knee drained earlier this week. Although Bynum has fought through the pain throughout the season, but hasn't been as affective as he would have hoped. Kendrick Perkins is the Celts rock on defense. He has fed off the intensity that Garnett brings and created a persona of his own. A persona that tells his matchup, "This ain't gonna be easy." His lack of offensive domination is made up by his defensive intensity and hustle.
Winner- Kendrick Perkins
Key off the Bench: Lakers- Lamar Odom
Khloe Kardashians new man was a force on the glass in the Conference Finals against Pheonix, expect more of that in this series.
Key off the Bench: Celtics- Tony Allen
Besides his explosive vertical, Tony Allen is a spectacular defender. How he handles Kobe will be a deciding factor in this series.
This is it, ladies and gents. The 12th meeting in the NBA finals between the Lakers and Celtics. This is truly a series for the ages.
PREDICTION: Lakers in 7. Kobe Bryant's new found passing abilites will no doubt give the Lakers and advantage. The key to the success of the Lakers will be how they contain Rajon Rondo. If they can limit him to 0-1 steals per game and protect the basketball, they will have a leg up- giving the Lakers the best chance to get Kobe Bryant a handful (5) of rings.
It's only fair that the Lakers get a second chance. But this year, everything is different. This year, it is all about revenge. The Lakers have added Ron Artest, who in my opinion, is the most intimidating defender the Western Conference has to offer. The Celtics have an emerging superstar in Rajon Rondo, whose hustle and passing have been a major part in the success of Boston this postseason. Rondo was the big question mark for the Celts in the '08 series, but has since proven himself a force to be reckoned with. Breaking down this sure to be fiery series is not an easy task, but hey, I'll give it a whirl.
Let's start with some position breakdowns:
Point Guard- Rajon Rondo (BOS) vs Derek Fisher (LAL)
This isn't a matchup to be overlooked. Fish is a sniper from deep, and his 13 years of experience will certainly bode well for the Lakers. But Rajon Rondo has just been to dominant. He is averaging almost 17 points, 10 assists and 2 steals a game. He has emeged as the leader of this Celtics squad, and he will certainly be a factor in the Celtics equation for success in this series.
Winner: Rajon Rondo
Shooting Guard- Ray Allen (BOS) vs Kobe Bryant (LAL)
This is the dream matchup. Two of the premier scorers of the last decade, head to head. Ray Allen has one of the most beautiful jump shots I have ever seen, shooting almost 44% from long distance. Ray is another one of those "lead by example" players. Kobe, on the other hand, is not. He is never afraid to speak his mind, and his teammates have a great deal of respect for him. Bryant makes the most difficult plays look routine, and his 29.4 points per game this postseason are not to be overlooked. The Lakers are a complete basketball team, and Kobe is the center of their dominating scheme. He is simply "Mr Clutch"
Winner: Kobe Bryant
Small Forward- Paul Pierce (BOS) vs Ron Artest (LAL)
Does defense really win championships? This matchup ought to tell us just that. This is the classic offense against defense matchup. Pierce is the offense. He is averaging 19 points per contest this post season, and had his most dominant series in the Conference finals against Orlando. Paul is the face of the Boston franchise, and he is one to make his prescence known on the court. But then there is Ron Artest. Mr. "Give me their best guy, I'll guard him." I remember when my Nuggs were facing the Lakers earlier this year, Artest forced Carmelo Anthony to commit a season high 8 turnovers, not to mention a 7-19 shooting performance. In simple terms, Artest is a force. He comes in every game with one simple goal- shut down his man at all cost. In most cases, he does just that. These two do have a history. While Artest was playing in Houston, he had the task of guarding Paul Pierce. After 3 quarters of shut-down defense, Artest fouled out. As he left the court, all Pierce could do was smile and give Ron a wave goodbye.
Winner- Errrrr... This is a tough one. But I like defense. Artest.
Power Forward- Kevin Garnett (BOS) vs Pau Gasol (LAL)
Gah! Why is every matchup in this series so close! KG is the most intense player in the NBA. From pounding his head on the padding beneath the hoop before games, to leading the Celts defensive style of play- Garnett does it all. His has an excellent mid-range shot, as well as giving Boston a force on the glass. Gasol is the quiet Spain gentleman with a fiery spirit and a passion for the game. Like Garnett, his mid-range game is superb. He isn't the intimidator like Garnett, but he makes defenders cringe with his footwork and smooth baby hook. This will surely be a matchup for the ages.
Winner- Another tough one. Garnett.
Center- Kendrick Perkins (BOS) vs Andrew Bynum (LAL)
This matchup could be renamed "fire vs ice." Kendrick Perkins, Mr. Techical foul and Andrew Bynum, the young gentle giant. Bynum is dealing with some knee issues, and had a "significant amount" of fluid from that knee drained earlier this week. Although Bynum has fought through the pain throughout the season, but hasn't been as affective as he would have hoped. Kendrick Perkins is the Celts rock on defense. He has fed off the intensity that Garnett brings and created a persona of his own. A persona that tells his matchup, "This ain't gonna be easy." His lack of offensive domination is made up by his defensive intensity and hustle.
Winner- Kendrick Perkins
Key off the Bench: Lakers- Lamar Odom
Khloe Kardashians new man was a force on the glass in the Conference Finals against Pheonix, expect more of that in this series.
Key off the Bench: Celtics- Tony Allen
Besides his explosive vertical, Tony Allen is a spectacular defender. How he handles Kobe will be a deciding factor in this series.
This is it, ladies and gents. The 12th meeting in the NBA finals between the Lakers and Celtics. This is truly a series for the ages.
PREDICTION: Lakers in 7. Kobe Bryant's new found passing abilites will no doubt give the Lakers and advantage. The key to the success of the Lakers will be how they contain Rajon Rondo. If they can limit him to 0-1 steals per game and protect the basketball, they will have a leg up- giving the Lakers the best chance to get Kobe Bryant a handful (5) of rings.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
It's funny the things you can discover..
Today was the first day that really felt like summer. Me and a couple a friends rode the light-rail up to Elitch Gardens in Denver. Besides splashing waves, being a mindless blob in the lazy river, and waiting 10 test runs for a 45-second roller coaster, I was able to discover something about my hometown that I had taken for granted. We have the most gorgeous Stadiums, in my opinion, in all of America. Sure, Coors Field doesn't have the glamor and exposure of a Fenway Park, but the sharply-mowed grass, and the purple seats that indicate the mile-high elevation mark give Coors Field an edge. But what makes it an elite stadium isn't what you can see from a mile away waiting for the speed slides at Elitches. The second I walk in to my section and take my seat- two things hit me instantly.
1) Wow, I'm in the third deck, and I have a great view- What other stadium offers 47,000 seats with an extraordinary view?
2) I feel home here- Coors is a place you can feel at home. You can hoot and holler, throw your peanuts on the ground, and enjoy talking to you're friends. It's the perfect escape.
In my opinion, Coors is the best stadium in Colorado (sorry, Pepsi). But Denver does offer two more spectacular venues. The bowl-shaped Invesco Field is home to our very own Donkeys (I mean.. Broncos). It doesn't matter how McDaniel's squad performs, the booming atmosphere of Invesco makes it a top-5 NFL venue (yep, I said it).
I know, I know, I sound like they hired me to promote. But I think as Coloradans, we tend to overlook all the great things we have. We don't have 98 degree days with 100% humidity, instead we can relax in a friends backyard, gnaw on some ribs, and enjoy that beautiful Colorado Sunset. Our stadiums aren't things to be overlooked, and neither is our state. Let's start appreciating where we live, because we have it good.
1) Wow, I'm in the third deck, and I have a great view- What other stadium offers 47,000 seats with an extraordinary view?
2) I feel home here- Coors is a place you can feel at home. You can hoot and holler, throw your peanuts on the ground, and enjoy talking to you're friends. It's the perfect escape.
In my opinion, Coors is the best stadium in Colorado (sorry, Pepsi). But Denver does offer two more spectacular venues. The bowl-shaped Invesco Field is home to our very own Donkeys (I mean.. Broncos). It doesn't matter how McDaniel's squad performs, the booming atmosphere of Invesco makes it a top-5 NFL venue (yep, I said it).
I know, I know, I sound like they hired me to promote. But I think as Coloradans, we tend to overlook all the great things we have. We don't have 98 degree days with 100% humidity, instead we can relax in a friends backyard, gnaw on some ribs, and enjoy that beautiful Colorado Sunset. Our stadiums aren't things to be overlooked, and neither is our state. Let's start appreciating where we live, because we have it good.
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